everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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