party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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