dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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