so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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