Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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