I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
His nipple licking is glorious
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