Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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There is a front moving in tomorrow with a 90% chance of herpes.
That forecast calls for a whorenado warning!
80% chance of precipitation for your bedsheets.
Oh absolutely
Chance of afternoon STD's
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