You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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