We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Randomize
