is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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