Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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