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(313): View more from Michigan

Who said anything about talking that was a booty call

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup

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(913): View more from Kansas

she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(541): View more from Oregon

He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???

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COSTCO IS MAGICAL

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.

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