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  Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.

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• While the guy is telling his friend, "Bro, use the line that you are a secret service member for Obama.Some dumb sluts will believe anything!"

  Submitted by ck24 on Oct 30, 12 at 12:37pm

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• I thought they were allowed to buy prostitutes any more though?

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 12:13pm

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• Tell a girl I'm one of Obama's Secret Service members to get laid by a chick--check.

  Submitted by melissalovely on Oct 30, 12 at 12:48pm

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• 'Merica

  Submitted by megtheoneandonly on Oct 30, 12 at 12:29pm

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• did he pay you for it?

  Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 30, 12 at 7:42pm

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• Only way that could be better was if it said "patriotic booty, check" haha

  Submitted by cassidylove92 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:26pm

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• Good, one less person protecting that asshole.

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Oct 30, 12 at 1:40pm

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  • We're gonna need some more whores

    Submitted by jhoffa on Oct 30, 12 at 2:27pm

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• Eh, it's at least plausible in 773. Obama's house is here, protected day and night by very bored secret service people.

  Submitted by jltc on Oct 30, 12 at 5:32pm

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