and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
