Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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