so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My penis needs a shock collar
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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