Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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