why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
there is glitter all over my balls
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
