you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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