my mouth tastes like poor choices
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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