One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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