I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We are two peas in an std pod
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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