i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
