when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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