love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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