She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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