I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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