When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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