1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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