I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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