It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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