Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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