Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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