This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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