How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
