so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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