so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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