Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
MIDGETS
????
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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