What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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