Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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