do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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