it's too hot outside to masturbate.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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