Non-Jews are for practice
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Randomize
