we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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