so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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