atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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