I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
no, he came in my armpit
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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