so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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