ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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