her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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