What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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