You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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