awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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