So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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