isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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